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So I’m driving to work, late as usual, when I get stuck behind this little Accent who was obeying all the traffic laws to the letter. First it was cute to actually see someone doing 5mph LESS than the speed limit, coming to a full stop for 3 seconds on EVERY stop sign and signalling, checking his blind spot and then his rear-view and then his blind spot again before changing lanes. But I was really late, I started to get irritated. I mean, at some point, on a completely deserted street, you don’t really NEED to stop for 3 seconds on EVERY stop sign!! So after a few miles of being stuck behind this goody-two-shoe bastard, I decided to pass him. Unfortunately, a Jeep doesn’t have the acceleration of a Z and it happens to be just a little wider. So the pass was very rude. I barely made it between him and the sidewalk, and then had to cut him pretty badly just to clear the oncoming parked car. Basically, it was an Assclown of a move to pull, and I actually felt like a prick for doing it….but I had to get to work for God’s sake! Lesson Learned: Don’t cut off older men in slow cars too close to your work, because that old man turned out to be my Boss’ Boss, who was also headed to the same place I was. I didn’t recognize the bastard in his car! =( Time to go face my demotion I guess George
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